How I choose: I start with about 300 tweets that I’ve retweeted (I retweet what makes me laugh or makes me nod my head “Yes!”). I narrow that list down to about about 50 and give it to Steve (my husband), he narrows it down by at least half and I pick the 10 funniest from those. I only choose tweets tweeted during the month of November from people I follow and only one tweet chosen per person. I also include one of my own, so I can say that I’ve been on a list someplace with totally hilarious people.
If you’re on Twitter, show them you like their tweets by clicking on their retweet or star button, or by following them. They are FUNNY!
Just saw an ad for a bail bondsman during The Nanny & I don’t know what’s weirder the ad placement or the fact that I was watching The Nanny
— Woody (@WoodyLuvsCoffee) November 5, 2013
Made a Powerpoint for work that needs review. Accidentally set this reminder for myself on the public server: “Send boss your PP for review” — Alex (@TastyTuneTweets) November 8, 2013
*turns off the lights *turns on some sexy R&B *lights candles *eats burrito — mcgillicutty (@themcgillicutty) November 15, 2013
Every time I “Let My Love Flow” I end up in jail for public urination and thanks a LOT Bellamy Brothers.
— Grumble (@wisemanirrvrent) November 17, 2013
Fun fact: If your thumbs are tingling, it means someone’s tweeting about you. J/K, I checked WebMD, it means you’re dying of carpal tunnel.
— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) November 18, 2013
Working late. Met the cleaning crew. Nice guys. They let me ride the floor buffer & I let them build my PPT presentation that’s due tomorrow
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) November 21, 2013
Going hard at the salad bar tonight. I’m on my 3rd plate of mini ham cubes and just took my 6th shot of Thousand Island.
— Don Swan (@TheSwanDon) November 21, 2013
My wife accepted a humanitarian award for volunteering at a kids’ hospital and I just choked on a handful of Nerds while watching Cars 2.
— SoulCoffin (@SoulYodeler) November 21, 2013
Don’t know what’s worse, the fact that i’m attempting to eat half a pot pie for breakfast or that I don’t have a fork. Probably the 1st one.
— Jonathan (@Curtmacklin) November 22, 2013
Just another Friday nite at home, getting drunk & listening to Kenny G and WOO THIS IS MY JAM
— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) November 23, 2013
Does this Black Friday shopping make me look like a crazed middle aged white woman or is it the Peppermint mocha and yoga pants?
— AnotherBottleofWhine (@KateWhineHall) November 29, 2013
All of these tweets made me laugh. How about you? Tell me in the comments.
Note: Tweets not in a Twitter block may mean the account was deleted or made private.