How I chose the funniest of the funny: I read over 5000 tweets this month and retweeted over 400 tweets (I retweet what makes me laugh out loud, what I think is clever or what makes me nod my head, “Yes!”). I narrowed that list down and shared it with my husband and recruited additional help this month from Jeff at Jeff & Jill Went Up the Hill. Thanks, Jeff! They narrowed it down some more and I finalized the 10 funniest. It’s really hard to pick only 10. I want to pick 50, but that’s too many and then it’s not as special and you wouldn’t read them.
I only chose tweets tweeted during the month of February from people I follow and only one tweet chosen per person. I also include one of my own, so I can say I’ve been on a list with people this funny.
Show these people your appreciation via RETWEET (people love to be RT’d), star or follow. They are funny!
My 4YO wouldn’t hold my hand because he wanted to lick the Doritos dust off his fingers and these are both tears of sadness and of joy.
— Kalvin Macleod (@KalvinMacleod) February 7, 2014
I don’t always eat corn, but when I do I always whisper softly to it ‘see you again tomorrow.’ — Busted Flip Flops (@GrillinChillin9) February 8, 2014
I have to go back into work because I left my sweater there but I already said bye to everyone so to avoid the awkwardness I’m going to quit — Fury Pesto (@RocketRankoon) February 8, 2014
My 4yo can’t put her laundry away without tears, but she’s pretty sure she’s got what it takes to be an Olympian. — Amy Flory (@FunnyIsFamily) February 10, 2014
Lost 22 games of Solitaire in a row. And yet I’m still enjoying myself more than if I were engaging in small talk with these other moms. — AnotherBottleofWhine (@KateWhineHall) February 11, 2014
The two things I’m most thankful for are: 1) friends and family 2) the ignore button on my phone for when they call
— Alex (@TastyTuneTweets) February 12, 2014
Wife: “Get me an avocado, green but not too green, firm but not too firm, ripe but not too ripe.” Me: *smacks her in the face w/ a Twinkie*
— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) February 14, 2014
I spent 6 hours on this jigsaw puzzle before I found out it’s actually a box of Triscuits.
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) February 18, 2014
I like to play this fun game with parenting where I try to shove an entire Reese’s heart in my mouth before the kids get into the kitchen.
— Martinis & Minivans (@martinisandmini) February 19, 2014
Wife and I are fighting but we prefer a passive aggressive approach. Anyways, brb, I’ve gotta go apply her chapstick to my nipples.
— Dad in Utah (@DadInUtah) February 22, 2014
All of these tweets made us laugh. How about you? Tell me in the comments.
Here are links to previous Top 10 Funniest Tweets: