How I chose the funniest of the funny: I read over 4000 tweets this month and retweeted over 400 tweets (I retweet what makes me laugh, what I think is clever or what makes me nod my head, “Yes!”). I narrowed that list down and shared it with my husband. He narrowed it down some more and I finalized the 10 funniest. It’s really hard to pick only 10, there are so many funny people on Twitter.
I only chose tweets tweeted during the month of March from people I follow and only one tweet chosen per person. I also include one of my own, so I can say I’ve been on a list with people this funny.
Show these people your appreciation via RETWEET (people love to be RT’d), star or follow. They are funny!
This salad is delicious, probably because it’s a donut.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) March 1, 2014
11 told me that my high-heeled boots are loud & embarrassing. This is the same boy that used to throw epic fits in Target & lick the floor.
— Shannon Howard (@shashaintl) March 4, 2014
After all this time you’d think there’d be more than one Preparation H flavor.
— John O’Connor (@johntoconnor) March 6, 2014
She wants to see a chick flick , I want to see new 300 movie ,so we compromised and are seeing a chick flick.
— BraydenStrong Cowboy (@cowboyjeffkent) March 6, 2014
I’m eating granola for breakfast. Oh my gosh, there’s SO MUCH chewing. This must be what triathletes feel like.
— AnotherBottleofWhine (@KateWhineHall) March 6, 2014
*walks into bar* *hears Color Me Badd* *stays forever*
— Tom the Wicked (@TomTheWicked) March 16, 2014
Ant problem in my basement so I sprayed some Axe on them to try and kill them and now they’re bench pressing my cats and demanding Red Bull.
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) March 16, 2014
My superpower is panicking while plunging a toilet with my pants around my ankles. — Cracker McPasty (@HecklersDelight) March 16, 2014
At 17 I worked at a movie theater and got free movies. My friend worked at Dominos and got me pizza. When did you peak? — Asio otus (@Howiesbookclub) March 18, 2014
It really comes down to two choices: 1. Make something of our lives 2. Stay on twitter … So… See you all here tomorrow?
— Steve Olivas (@steveolivas) March 23, 2014
White Couple Saturday 1. Wait 2 hours for trendy breakfast 2. Raise awareness (in general) 3. Home Depot 4. Wait 2 hours for trendy dinner
— Heath (@DaHess1) March 30, 2014
All of these tweets made me laugh. How about you? Tell me in the comments.
Note: Tweets no longer in a Twitter block may mean the account has been deleted.