How I chose the funniest of the funny: I read over 6000 tweets this month and retweeted over 600. I retweet what makes me laugh, what I think is clever or what makes me nod my head, “Yes!” I narrowed that list down and asked my husband and Jeff from Jeff & Jill Went Up the Hill to narrow it down some more. Together, we finalized the 10 funniest. It’s hard to pick only 10 – the people I follow are funny!
I only chose tweets tweeted during the month of April from people I follow and only one tweet chosen per person. I also include one of my own, so I can say I’ve been on a list with people this funny.
Show these hilarious people your appreciation via RETWEET (people love to be RT’d), star or follow, yo.
The neat thing about my wife buying organic milk is that we can drink it outside because we can’t afford to live in a house anymore. 🙁
— Dad in Utah (@DadInUtah) April 2, 2014
One time I asked some girl what she was thinking. By the time she finished her thought we had 2 children. — Loco Eric (@ericsshadow) April 4, 2014
Eat your french fries or you don’t get any dessert. Ha ha, I suck at this. — Kalvin Macleod (@KalvinMacleod) April 8, 2014
I stepped in two rat traps this morning but I’m playing it cool and just wearing them as sandals all day….. — Gordon Heliotrope (@GordoHelio) April 13, 2014
Just drove by the local storage unit and waved hi to all my crap.
— AnotherBottleofWhine (@KateWhineHall) April 14, 2014
Totally training like one of the Navy SEALs right now that have weights strapped to their bodies. Except my weight is fat. — charliecapen (@charliecapen) April 14, 2014
Just found myself gazing off wistfully while some Lionel Richie played on the gas station speakers and I’m not even a little bit ashamed. — Bizarro Mark (@Bizarro_Mark) April 15, 2014
Me: ok, Mommy is sick & it’s spring break. Here’s the keys-go somewhere for 4 hrs Them: We don’t know how to drive Me: Bring home dinner too
— Days of Wine & Yoda (@FabLife4) April 17, 2014
Nothing like that first warm day of spring in long sleeves & jeans to make you feel like a sweaty fat walrus.
— Tracy (@tmacbragg) April 20, 2014
In hell, you have to stand over the shoulder of someone who doesn’t know Excel and watch them do everything the stupid way.
— Linda in Disguise (@LindaInDisguise) April 22, 2014
I have to go shopping for a new denim jacket because my old one finally hit puberty and turned into a guitar solo.
— Jerm Himselfish (@JermHimselfish) April 23, 2014
All of these tweets made me laugh. How about you?
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