I read about 6,000 tweets this month and made a list of my favorites. With the help of my husband, Steve, and my friend, Jeff of Jeff & Jill Went Up the Hill, we narrowed the list down to the 10 funniest tweeted during the month of August. Then I included one of my own to make it 11 because…narcissist. Check it out!
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My wife used 70% power on the microwave to heat up her dinner like she some sort of culinary scientist.
— The Cisco Kid (@TheCiscoKidder) August 3, 2015
It's that pottery scene from Ghost except it's me standing behind the Subway sandwich artist helping him make my sandwich.
— Cat Friendship Club (@iLikeCatShirts) August 5, 2015
Hell hath no fury like a woman who sees you using the wrong size Tupperware for the leftovers
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) August 6, 2015
At times married life can be dull, then suddenly you're having an exciting debate over the best breakfast place based solely on hash browns.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) August 8, 2015
I have this rare condition where I suffer from poor self esteem but still think I'm better than everybody.
— Carbosly (@Carbosly) August 9, 2015
Seems to me that we would be just fine with say, half as many types of pasta.
— BigRED (@nikkithecanuck) August 11, 2015
WIFE: I love the oaky, earthen taste of this wine. FRIEND: Mine is both crisp and full-bodied. ME: [corks on my teeth] I am Count Corkula.
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) August 18, 2015
"I don't wanna go! It's the worst! It's so boring! Can't I just stay home? I don't feel good. FINE. GOD. I'LL GO" - Me before parent's night
— Scienceof Parenthood (@SciofParenthood) August 18, 2015
a video conference call is like a normal conference call but in hell
— droidbears (@droidbears) August 19, 2015
Guess which item I DIDN'T buy at Target today: 1. Stool softeners 2. Knee braces 3. Ice packs 4. Things for young people
— Sarah (est. 1975) (@est1975blog) August 19, 2015
The time I am least likely to sweat is when I am wearing sweatpants.
— honeybun (@deemakuna) August 21, 2015
All of these tweets made me laugh. How about you?
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