How I picked the funniest: I read about 5,500 tweets this month and made a list of my favorites. With the help of my husband, Steve, and my friend, Jeff of Jeff & Jill Went Up the Hill, we narrowed the list down to the 10 funniest tweeted during the month of September. Then I included one of my own to make it 11 because…narcissist. Check it out!
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WAITER: Room for dessert? [flashback to the room at home that hides all my desserts] ME: [nervous laugh] Haha I don't have one of those.
— Saucy Kensington (@Book_Krazy) September 2, 2015
one of my all-time favorite hobbies is: not skydiving
— Danny Charnley (@DanKCharnley) September 2, 2015
"You know that scene in Top Gun where…" ME: Yes
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) September 3, 2015
Me: *buys a year's worth of snacks* OK kids, remember, these are for school. Kids: *have already eaten all the snacks*
— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) September 3, 2015
idea for haunted house: dimly lit grocery store sprinkled with people you haven't talked to since high school
— PapeяWash© (@PaperWash) September 5, 2015
Beginning to regret buying that memory foam mattress. It keeps bringing up that time I wet my pants in 2nd grade.
— Margot (@notmargot663) September 17, 2015
I didn't realize how parenting had changed me until I was walking by my 7yo with an ice cream sandwich down my pants so he wouldn't see it
— Sarah (est. 1975) (@est1975blog) September 20, 2015
This show is making me want to go hiking and get some fresh air *changes the channel*
— Dumb Beezie (@dumbbeezie) September 21, 2015
*burglar breaks in* *i reach into my nightstand drawer, get my phone, & take his picture* Burglar: No I have a double chin! Me: I'll post it
— Brian Doyle (@WritePlay) September 21, 2015
Files kid's school fundraising info safely in the trash.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) September 22, 2015
The only time I mention my pack a day habit is when I'm talking about Oreos or the number of wolves I fight.
— Yael (@elle91) September 22, 2015
All of these tweets made me laugh. How about you?
Links to previous Top 10 Funniest Tweets lists:
Want to read some of the funniest tweets about parenting from some of the funniest parents on Twitter? Check out The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets, available on Amazon. Or the original, The Big Book of Parenting Tweets.