How I picked the funniest: I read about 5,000 tweets this month and made a list of my favorites. With the help of my husband, Steve, and my friend, Jeff of Jeff & Jill Went Up the Hill, we narrowed the list down to the 10 funniest tweeted during the month of October. Then I included one of my own to make it 11 because…narcissist. Check it out!
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WIFE: Just face it, it's a lost cause WILE E COYOTE: *sifting through Acme bills* You could be a little more supportive, Janet
— Scary Floyd (@dafloydsta) October 1, 2015
Cranks up "Bad to The Bone" while folding laundry
— Midnight Cowboy (@cowboyjeffkent) October 2, 2015
parents please check your kid's candy, there could be large snickers bars in there, for free, just sitting in their bags waiting for you
— PapeяWash© (@PaperWash) October 8, 2015
As soon as the new Steve Jobs movie comes out the last Steve Jobs movie will run noticeably slower and start randomly crashing.
— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) October 9, 2015
I don't want to alarm anyone but I've purchased a ukulele. Soon as I can jam, there'll be auditions for my band behind the 7-11. NO WEIRDOS
— CandyWhore (@CruisinSoozan) October 19, 2015
I asked my coworker what she does with all the free time she saves by spelling Rebeca with only 1 C and she showed me a sweater she knit me
— Fury Pesto (@RocketRankoon) October 20, 2015
I hate when I fart in my sleep, especially during a meeting at work.
— Joel Jeffrey (@joeljeffrey) October 20, 2015
Me, to all my kids before the age of 2. "No screens allowed." On their 2nd birthday, handing over iPad. "This is your mother now."
— Whimsy & Tears (@cray_at_home_ma) October 23, 2015
I have yet to see engagement photos that don't irritate me.
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) October 24, 2015
Jumping jacks Running Wrestling Taekwondo - things my kids do in restaurants
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) October 25, 2015
1. Read directions on box. 2. Throw box away. 3. Pull box out of the trash 15 seconds later. 4. Repeat.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) October 25, 2015
All of these tweets made me laugh. How about you?
Links to previous Top 10 Funniest Tweets lists:
Want to read some of the funniest tweets about parenting from some of the funniest parents on Twitter? Check out The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets, available on Amazon. Or the original, The Big Book of Parenting Tweets.