How I picked the funniest: I read about 8,000 tweets this month and made a list of my favorites. With the help of my husband, Steve, and my friend, Jeff of Jeff & Jill Went Up the Hill, we narrowed the list down to the 10 funniest tweeted during the month of November. Then I included one of my own to make it 11 because…narcissist. Check it out!
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Me: We're late. You really, really, REALLY need to hurry. 7: Okay. *spins around in circles *puts shirt on backwards *poos for 145 minutes
— Sarah (est. 1975) (@est1975blog) November 4, 2015
*Suddenly remembers Scrappy Doo *Shatters a mirror with my fist
— R.M. Weiner (@rmfnord) November 7, 2015
You know the person in exercise videos that's doing the easy version of everything? I'm the guy behind that person eating chips.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) November 9, 2015
Stayed at my parents' house last night. The bad news is I gained 13 pounds. The good news is I'm not slouching and I'm wearing my retainer.
— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) November 11, 2015
What if you awoke to find a falcon perched on the foot of your bed & Lionel Richie's Greatest Hits playing on the stereo? What then?
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) November 16, 2015
<Sees guys playing football at the park> "Let me show you guys how it's done." <Lays down in the shade. Naps for three hours.>
— Lion Jenkins (@LionJenkins) November 17, 2015
[Starts jogging] Body: No.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) November 18, 2015
My secret holiday apple pie recipe: 1: forget to buy apples 2: storm around yelling about hot-wheels on floor 3: slam box of Gogurt on table
— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) November 18, 2015
Shhhh let's all take a nap -me as president
— MattZilla (@mattZillaaaa) November 20, 2015
As I gave the 5yo $ for the Book Fair I thought: Can I trust her not to buy another Barbie book? Yes, I could. She bought the exact same one
— Zoe vs. the Universe (@zoevsuniverse) November 23, 2015
Home for Thanksgiving Day 3: the crayon hieroglyphs on the charred remains of the sofa point to a massive struggle over the TV remote.
— Johnny Doughboy (@GianDoh) November 28, 2015
All of these tweets made me laugh. How about you?
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Want to read some of the funniest tweets about parenting from some of the funniest parents on Twitter? Check out The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets, available on Amazon. Or the original, The Big Book of Parenting Tweets.