Check out the top 10 funniest tweets of February! I looked at all the tweets I retweeted this month and with the help of my husband, Steve, and my friend, Jeff of Jeff & Jill Went Up the Hill, we narrowed the list down to the 10 funniest tweeted during the month of February. Then I included one of my own to make it 11 because… narcissist. Check it out!
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— Linda (@LindaInDisguise) February 2, 2016
Looks like Kanye saw his shadow today, so I guess that's six more years of him telling everyone how awesome he is.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) February 2, 2016
don't often share recipes, but here's my yummy kale soup:
1 buy kale
2 fill a sock with marbles
3 hit yourself in the face until unconscious
— bougie beth (@bourgeoisalien) February 3, 2016
[At historic site]
Me: What's the wifi password?
G: I meant about 19th century life.
M: Oh….Dost thou have thy password?
— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) February 4, 2016
I can tell by your Funky Cold Medina ringtone, that you know where all the cool underground clubs are.
— antisocialsocialist (@gobmentcheese) February 8, 2016
One time I swallowed an entire box of Alphabits whole and the only thing I pooped out was the lyrics to a Nicki Minaj song
— Witchy Woman (@dreamthievin) February 9, 2016
*wipes ass with burrito tortilla*
Chipotle manager: When can you start?
— Cabo (@Shot_Of_Cabo) February 9, 2016
Accidentally pressed 2 for Spanish and Donald Trump's security team came out of nowhere to deport me.
— mjkspeaks (@mjkspeaks) February 10, 2016
4yo: Can I have a banana?
me: Yes, of course
4yo *throwing it to the ground*: I HATE BANANAS.
— spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) February 13, 2016
The toughest part of dating a doctor would be how they're always 45 mins late for dates because the 7 dates they had before yours went long.
— Joel Jeffrey (@joeljeffrey) February 16, 2016
*makes plans with someone*
(30 seconds later) what have I done
— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) February 19, 2016
All of these tweets made me laugh. How about you?
Links to previous Top 10 Funniest Tweets lists:
Want to read some of the funniest tweets about parenting from some of the funniest parents on Twitter? Check out The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets, available on Amazon. Or the original, The Big Book of Parenting Tweets.