Check out the top 10 funniest tweets of April! I looked at all the tweets I retweeted this month and with the help of my husband, Steve, and my friend, Jeff of Jeff & Jill Went Up the Hill, we narrowed the list down to the 10 funniest tweeted during the month of April. Then I included one of my own to make it 11 because… narcissist. Check it out!
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Hammertoes are just like regular toes except you can't touch them.
— Noir (@Go2Slp) April 3, 2016
I don't want to jump to conclusions but you look like you have a porch couch.
— BarStar (@elynnbarlow) April 11, 2016
*Finds my soulmate*
*finds another soulmate*
*finds another one and another one*
– me looking at a box of donuts
— A Hess (@AtypicalMama) April 15, 2016
I just want to be able to walk across my floors without the bottom of my socks looking like some kind of off-brand crumb cake.
— Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) April 16, 2016
hey kids, I know mom is gone, but I found something in the pantry for dinner, get ready for a fancy feast
— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) April 18, 2016
You know who else had a stepdad? That's right, Jesus Christ. Cheer up Carson, we're playing laser tag later.
— Youth Pastor Eric (@YouthPastorEric) April 19, 2016
*phone call with wife*
Wife: You hang up first.
Me: Okay. *click*
— GurleyMan30 (@gamecox93) April 19, 2016
I'm exactly like a celebrity who's in a creative slump, except nobody knows who I am and I've never created anything ever
— beth likes cake, so (@bourgeoisalien) April 20, 2016
7yo: You count to 20 and I'll hide.
Me: Ok. [Starts counting.]
[Goes downstairs to drink coffee and eat cookies.]
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) April 28, 2016
The First Rule of Telephone Game Club is "You Don't Chalk About Hella Stoned And Lame Chubs."
— Bryan With a Why (@doublewenis) April 28, 2016
Any of you folks finding that a litter box is just more convenient than a toilet?
— Reticent Turnip (@ReticentTurnip) April 29, 2016
All of these tweets made me laugh. How about you?
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Want to read some of the funniest tweets about parenting from some of the funniest parents on Twitter? Check out The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets, available on Amazon. Or the original, The Big Book of Parenting Tweets.