Check out the top 10 funniest tweets of June! I looked at all the tweets I retweeted this month and with the help of my friend Jeff of Jeff & Jill Went Up the Hill, we narrowed the list down to the 10 funniest. Then I included one of my own to make it 11 because… narcissist. Check it out!
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if you point a laser beam into the exact center of a falcon's eyeball it will turn into a trans am driven by a guy named craig
— Sunshine Jarboly (@SunshineJarboly) June 3, 2016
If you're getting on your Mexico flight & you already have a sombrero, it's going to be under an hour before you're naked dancing somewhere
— JllyJllyFish (@JllyJllyFish) June 5, 2016
I wish I loved anything as much as balding middle aged men love letting out primal screams when lifting weights
— Doug Bies (@dougbies) June 7, 2016
THERAPIST: what's your happiest memory
ME: i once thought my can of diet coke was empty but then i lifted it and it was still like half full
— Melican (@MelKassel) June 9, 2016
Me: This is DISGUSTING! WHO PEED ON THE WALL?!
7yo: Not me. I only pee on the floor.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) June 10, 2016
I made my child something he ate just yesterday, assuming he'd love it again today and then we laughed and laughed.
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) June 14, 2016
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: Kangaroos use their pouch to protect what is most precious: their babies
ME: *patting fanny pack with iPhone in it* Same
— Chimney Spotter (@chimneyspotter) June 20, 2016
In hell your Mom adds you to a new group text everyday.
— The St. Louisan (@thestlouisan) June 20, 2016
I almost just choked on a kale chip and all I could think was that this never happens with Cinnabons.
— The Refined Ruffian (@CulturedRuffian) June 22, 2016
Me: Sometimes people will say things that make u sad & it's ok to tell them that.
6: Like when you told me that raisins are nature's candy?
— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) June 22, 2016
Them: I can't complain!
Me: Have you tried? It's literally the easiest thing to do.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) June 24, 2016
All of these tweets made me laugh. How about you?
Links to previous Top 10 Funniest Tweets lists:
Want to read some of the funniest tweets about parenting from some of the funniest parents on Twitter? Check out The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets, available on Amazon. Or the original, The Big Book of Parenting Tweets.