Check out the top 10 funniest tweets of July! I looked at all the tweets I retweeted this month and with the help of my friend Jeff of Jeff & Jill Went Up the Hill, we narrowed the list down to the 10 funniest. Then I included one of my own to make it 11 because… narcissist. Check it out!
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If you don't trust fall into your bed pretending that it's a giant chocolate chip pancake, then you're not me
— Doug Bies (@dougbies) July 4, 2016
There's a guy on vacation with his wife and kids in his SUV holding up a 'KILL ME' sign. He reminds me a lot of me because it's me
— PunchyK (@AnkCoupleTO) July 4, 2016
My top 5 yoga positions
5 Napping Warrior
4 Downward Spiral
3 Crying Plank
2 Farting Tree
1 Drunk Hasselhoff
— Happy Chillmore (@Cravin4) July 6, 2016
Every cheesecake can be a single serving if you work hard and believe in yourself.
— Digital Jørdøn (@BadJordon) July 11, 2016
"I don't think you understand who I am on Twitter," I say as I push the expired coupon back across the counter to the Dollar Store employee
— Zack (@Mr_Kapowski) July 12, 2016
Me: *wins a Pokemon battle* This is my greatest accomplishment.
Wife: Uh, you have four kids.
Me: You're right. I should tell them I won.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 12, 2016
Things our family enjoys together without anyone complaining:
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) July 18, 2016
"Forklift" describes both what you'll need to get me off of this couch, and why.
— De Nada Donna (@Donna_McCoy) July 18, 2016
"Don’t sweat the small stuff. Lump it together with the big and medium things and have a major breakdown instead," – Me, as a therapist
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) July 21, 2016
You think your marriage is pretty strong until you are packing the car for vacation and your wife has suggestions on where to put things.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 24, 2016
I have learned more from watching YouTube videos on the toilet than 4 years of going to college.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) July 27, 2016
All of these tweets made me laugh. How about you?
Links to previous Top 10 Funniest Tweets lists:
Want to read some of the funniest tweets about parenting from some of the funniest parents on Twitter? Check out The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets, available on Amazon. Or the original, The Big Book of Parenting Tweets.