Check out the top 10 funniest tweets of September! I looked at all the tweets I retweeted this month and with the help of my friend Jeff of Jeff & Jill Went Up the Hill, we narrowed the list down to the 10 funniest. Then I included one of my own to make it 11 because… narcissist. Check it out!
Show these hilarious people your appreciation via RETWEET (people love to be RT’d), star or follow.
Society: Just try to fit in.
— V. (@Lovestained555) September 3, 2016
How to tell if he is a serial killer.
1. Does he use Bing for internet searches?
If yes, he is a serial killer
— Moxie (@TheMoxieMoose) September 11, 2016
I brought a Nature Valley granola bar for lunch, so I just crumbled it all up over me and my desk to save time.
— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) September 13, 2016
I slept in today because the kids and I have been on time to the last few events, and I don't need anyone raising their expectations of us.
— Cray at Home Ma (@cray_at_home_ma) September 20, 2016
What's that old saying?
Feed a cold
Starve your husband
Nothing gets done
Mommy is sick
— Marlebean (@Marlebean) September 20, 2016
I was let go on my first day of working for a moving company as it took me 3 hours to find the start of a roll of tape
— Zack (@Mr_Kapowski) September 20, 2016
Love's Baby Soft account just followed me and suddenly my collar popped and I have a Princess Di haircut.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) September 22, 2016
wife *upset that the hotel lost our reservation*
me *picks a really bad time to remind her she said we could get some ice cream later*
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) September 23, 2016
Starting my day like the French intended: black coffee in one hand, a flaky croissant in the other, steering my minivan with my knees
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) September 24, 2016
2 is having milk in a bowl for breakfast bc she wants to be a kitty and I'm ok with having a low maintenance pet in place of a toddler
— Sweatpants Cher (@House_Feminist) September 24, 2016
And then I said, "No, I don't need a cart," and the other Target shoppers gathered around and crowned me as their queen.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) September 24, 2016
Bonus! Because these gifs crack me up.
Cat reunited with owner after two months of being lost. pic.twitter.com/YzTsIZPmCP
— Tony P. (@Tbone7219) September 18, 2016
All of these tweets made me laugh. How about you?
Links to previous Top 10 Funniest Tweets lists:
Want to read some of the funniest tweets about parenting from some of the funniest parents on Twitter? Check out The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets, available on Amazon. Or the original, The Big Book of Parenting Tweets.