Check out the top 10 funniest tweets of November! I gathered all the tweets I retweeted this month and with the help of my friend Jeff of Jeff & Jill Went Up the Hill, we narrowed the list down to the 10 funniest. Then I included one of my own to make it 11 because… narcissist. Check it out!
Hope you don't choke or get the diabeetus from candy you got by worshipping Satan on Halloween!
— The Fundamentalist (@funnymentalist) November 2, 2016
Interviewer: If there was a problem how would you solve it?
Me: [nervously] Check out the hook and let the DJ revolve it?
— Randy Smith (@RandySmithWhat) November 3, 2016
10 years later if Romeo and Juliet had lived:
Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Sigh….trying to watch the game here Julie.
— Jeff (@usermcuserface) November 8, 2016
Your Avi vs. You in Real Life: pic.twitter.com/ZfLHnD22WI
— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) November 16, 2016
Go ahead and share your political views at this office party. We're all friends here.
— De Nada Donna (@Donna_McCoy) November 17, 2016
How to tell if ur turkey is done:
Show it a picture of Jeff out to lunch with another turkey instead of being at home LIKE HE SAID HE WAS
— Kim Monte (@KimmyMonte) November 19, 2016
date: and then after traveling to Iceland I decided to get my MBA
me: I went to Arby's 7 times yesterday
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) November 21, 2016
True friendship means sometimes you need to turn down a great song so you can listen to someone's problems. That's why I don't have friends.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) November 22, 2016
All the steps on my Fitbit today have just been to get up and get more food.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) November 24, 2016
I really feel like if I was born centuries ago I could have been a great inventor. Like I would have thought of slicing bread for sure
— Sweatpants Cher (@House_Feminist) November 25, 2016
Ah, we meet again, Music At Wedding. I will NOT…
Just a small town girl, livin in a..
* shoves old man over as I run to the dance floor*
— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) November 26, 2016
All of these tweets made me laugh. How about you?
Links to previous Top 10 Funniest Tweets lists:
Want to read some of the funniest tweets about parenting from some of the funniest parents on Twitter? Check out The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets, available on Amazon. Or the original, The Big Book of Parenting Tweets.