Check out the top 10 funniest tweets of January! I gathered all the tweets I retweeted this month and with the help of my friend Jeff of Jeff & Jill Went Up the Hill, we narrowed the list down to the 10 funniest. Then I included one of my own to make it 11 because… narcissist. Check it out!
Want to get noticed? Go jogging without moving your arms.
— Baked Potato (@TrueTorontoGirl) January 1, 2017
A game show where you have to guess whether it's a hipster or a time-traveling Victorian mustard farmer.
— Dick ★ Scurvy (@DickScurvy) January 2, 2017
Him: Let's take the stairs!
Me: I think we should see other people.
— Fickle_Filly (@Fickle_Filly) January 8, 2017
GOOD COP: Tell us what you know
BAD COP: Or we'll turn up the heat
DAD COP: DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT DAMN THERMOSTAT
— Floyd (@dafloydsta) January 10, 2017
Being Hot or Lean isn't everything. Maybe, just once, she wanted to be called a Smart Pocket.
— Tragic Ally (@TragicAllyHere) January 11, 2017
When I'm out and I realize I forgot my phone at home: pic.twitter.com/e00R8pikp4
— Sheesha © (@Sheeshaland) January 11, 2017
There's nothing better than driving on a warm day. Windows down, Natural Woman playing on the radio, armpit hair flapping in the breeze.
— Kris P Kreme (@krisv_723) January 11, 2017
That sound you hear when you shove something in the freezer & close the door so it doesn't fall…That's the sound of someone else's problem.
— DMAC15310 (@mixedNUTgallery) January 16, 2017
[arrives in heaven]
how'd you die?
me: i was sitting in a beanbag chair and my house caught on fire
— Taylor (@gingerfaced) January 19, 2017
Oh, shut up.
– me, about everything I read on Facebook
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) January 19, 2017
Wife: Have you seen my curling iron?
Me: …umm, are you talking about the hotdog bun warmer?
Me: No, I have not seen it.
— El Knuckelhombre (@ElKnuckelhombre) January 25, 2017
All of these tweets made me laugh. How about you?
Links to previous Top 10 Funniest Tweets lists:
Top 25 Funniest Tweets of 2016
Top 10 Funniest Photo and GIF Tweets of 2016
Top 25 Funniest Tweets of 2015
Want to read some of the funniest tweets about parenting from some of the funniest parents on Twitter? Check out The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets, available on Amazon. Or the original, The Big Book of Parenting Tweets.