Check out the top 10 funniest tweets of February! With one extra because I’m a narcissist. Check it out!
To a certain family member who recorded over my Twin Peaks tapes in 1991: I'm willing to consider speaking to you now.
— John Lyon (@JohnLyonTweets) February 2, 2017
I'm going to add some scented candles & a rug to these 12 tapes for a penny to turn this Columbia House into a Columbia Home.
— Tony (@Tmoney68) February 2, 2017
If you say corndog in the mirror 3 times I magically appear.
— MisoSilly (@SeiYoung83) February 9, 2017
The difference between trash and kid's crafts are that crafts have glitter and need to be hoarded for a month before you can throw them away
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) February 8, 2017
*Sends a Bat-Signal to Facebook that self-deprecating posts are jokes and do not need a "You're so amazing, believe in yourself" response.*
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) February 10, 2017
We've secretly replaced her Valentine's Day card with a sink full of dirty dishes. Let's see if she notices.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) February 14, 2017
People usually forget about that time you farted but guess what William Paisley from 3rd grade who farted during silent reading…
— Zack (@Mr_Kapowski) February 15, 2017
I forgot to wear gloves or a hair net. Enjoy.
— Meh-ing Me Softly (@TheAlexNevil) February 15, 2017
I'm just glad the "Sweden Incident" no longer refers to the time I ate 37 meatballs and got diarrhea in the middle of an IKEA.
— Yael (@elle91) February 19, 2017
Old publicity photos of nsync always make them look like Guy Fieri's five sons pic.twitter.com/RaUq1V4cBc
— chris wade (@saywhatagain) February 20, 2017
1) luck out by having a kid who's naturally just pretty good usually
2) display parenting books at home
3) feel superior
— Sweatpants Cher (@House_Feminist) February 21, 2017
All of these tweets made me laugh. How about you?
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