Check out the top 15 funniest tweets of November! I gathered all the tweets I retweeted this month and narrowed the list down to the 15 funniest. Then I included one of my own to make it 16 because…narcissist. Check it out!
I'm at the age where I finally understand why anyone would be happy to win a new appliance package on The Price is Right.
— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) November 1, 2017
Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.
— The Dad (@thedadonline) November 2, 2017
Me: Which of these computers-
Wife: OMG leave me out of it get whatever.
M: Oh and I bought some towels-
W: WITHOUT ME?!
— The Distracted Dad (@Distracted_Dad) November 2, 2017
At what point should you worry about your drinking?
I bet it's before your kid builds a Lego brewery.
— Northern Lights 🦖 (@PinkCamoTO) November 6, 2017
Him: I thought you were dieting. I found 3 Tastycake pie wrappers in your car.
Me: Did you find the half-eaten Twinkie I dropped?
— Ms. Havisham (@MissHavisham) November 7, 2017
*Adorns new baby with:
Bottle of pumpkin spice latte*
They said if her basic needs were met she wouldn't cry!
— Life📌UɴPιɴтereѕтιɴɢ (@LifeUnPinterest) November 7, 2017
I used to go to the gym every day but now I just eat burritos instead.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) November 9, 2017
So….some people are scared of clowns, but I'm scared of grown women who are super into dolphins.
— Kelly (@kelly_eberle) November 12, 2017
People (amazed, impressed): “I don’t know how you do it!”
Me: *brews coffee directly onto counter, again*
— TheBabyLady (@thebabylady7) November 12, 2017
*sculpting mashed potatoes on a pottery wheel*
— madds (@whatmaddness) November 12, 2017
Contrary to popular belief, the cheetah is NOT the fastest animal on the planet.
It's the IT worker when there's donuts in the breakroom.
— Guy Fihairy (@GuyFihairy) November 13, 2017
That awkward moment when your child looks to you for wisdom and you're like, "Honey, I don't even know what day of the week it is."
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) November 14, 2017
"You're a HORRIBLE parent!"
– my daughter because I won't let her use a chainsaw to make a treehouse.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) November 15, 2017
Amazing how quickly our morning shifts from "We have plenty of time" to "Just put your eggs in your pocket and bring a fork, MOVE! LET'S GO!"
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) November 16, 2017
The original Weapon of Ass Destruction.
— AmishPornStar™ (@AmishPornStar1) November 18, 2017
I woke up angry this morning
She doesn’t like when I call her that but I just call it like I see it
— 💤ack (@Mr_Kapowski) November 19, 2017
All of these tweets made me laugh. How about you?
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Want to read some of the BEST tweets about parenting from some of the funniest parents on Twitter? Check out The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets, available on Amazon. Or the original, The Big Book of Parenting Tweets.