My husband used VO-5 shampoo on the dog and now her fur is teased and she’s wearing a jordache jean vest.
— amelia (@notbedelia) July 8, 2014
My daughter is going to Nicaragua to build cinderblock houses for poor people. I just whined that my drink from the Tiki Bar was too weak. — Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) July 6, 2014
How to calm a crying baby:…