11 told me that my high-heeled boots are loud & embarrassing. This is the same boy that used to throw epic fits in Target & lick the floor.
— Shannon Howard (@shashaintl) March 4, 2014
Ant problem in my basement so I sprayed some Axe on them to try and kill them and now they’re bench pressing my cats and demanding Red Bull.
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) March 16, 2014
She wants to see a chick flick , I want to see…